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Why EvilTechMonkey? Well, because it was hard to come up with something original
and at least here I can say how I really feel about Micro$oft <insert evil laugh here>.

More than 90% of what you find here has been done in Linux with programs like VIM, the Mozilla Composer and NVU. The only exception is the "Concert" link and the original page layout. Though I am sure the page layout was probably done from scratch. I am gradually reworking that as I learn more.

The following links are random things I've done. You'll find power supply modifications, watercooling, and other generally geeky stuff including other pictures of my computers and perhaps even things unexpected.

"Heavy Objects" details a little trick I learned from a fellow geek. It involves wiring a water pump directly to the power supply switch of a PC so that when the switch is flipped the pump is running before the computer is even on. Of course you can do the same trick on a non-switching power supply but it would involve having the pump running as soon as you insert the power cord.

"Oh, the memories" will bring you a short review done on my 256MB Ultra II Compact Flash card from Sandisk. All I can say is it's fast! I would recommend the Ultra series or any other "high speed" series flash cards to camera owners.

"Propulsion" gives you a basic overview of a water reservoir used in one of my two watercooled computers. What is all this watercooling I speak of? Go check things out to learn more.

"My Machines" can only be described as complete geek. Really, how many other people like taking pictures of their computers? Slightly updated as of August 2006. Pictures are outdated because my camera couldn't swim!

"Ride Hard!" is another one of my new toys. An indoor bike trainer that interfaces with the computer for quite the workout. Check it out if you're a cyclist. I look forward to using it for at least the next few winters!

The other links point you to a few sites I'd recommend. Userfriendly.org is simply one of the best geek comics available. DangerDen is an Oregon based company specializing in watercooling products for computers. Air1 is an awesome Christian radio station that is available all over the U.S. and around the world via their site.

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